You’re Not Subtle

I’m sorry to report some sad news today – and don’t think this is any April Fools joke – I really did read this. Taye Diggs is going to be a daddy. No, it’s not my baby. Dammit all to hell.

In other news, I got a big surprise yesterday! Remember hotti office guy? He sits with a perfect view of the elevator, so when I leave for the day, he checks me out. Well, about a month ago, I was getting up my nerve to go flash him as I was leaving…but there was a girl sitting in his spot. Um. She was cute, but not flash-worthy. The next day, I look for him again – same girl. WTF? Why is there an evil conspiracy to keep me surrounded by married people and no single and available hot guys?!?!

Anyway, so yesterday, I’m standing at my cubicle, talking to my cube neighbor, bitching about how horrible this place is and I see hot work guy walk by. He looks at me – with a glance that’s a little longer than it should be. HE’S BACK! So later in the day yesterday, I’m minding my own business, surfing the net for jobs when out of the corner of my eye, I see hotness coming towards my aisle – from the back. He walks down my aisle.

Now, I’m not dumb. (Don’t say anything.) There was absolutely no reason for him to walk down my aisle – unless he did it on purpose to check me out. Uh huh. No husband/kid pictures on my desk. Check. And now he knows my name since it’s displayed on my cube. Smooth move, hot guy. What’s next?