Things I’m really sick and tired of:
1. Hearing what an amazing person I am and how nobody understands why I’m still single.
2. People thinking I have nothing to add because I don’t have children.
3. Seeing everyone around me get married and get pregnant in true fairytale style.
4. “If I knew a decent single guy – or any single guy – I’d hook you up.”
5. Hearing “he’s out there somewhere.” Oh yeah? Shut the F up.
6. Being hit on by married men.
7. “I wouldn’t date you, but we could f**k.”
8. Doing everything by myself.
9. Not being able to hear my iPod because the ticking of my biological clock overshadows any and all sounds.
10. Having no one to kiss on New Year’s Eve.
That’s all…going to hide under the covers until 2010.
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I’m sorry if I’ve said anything like that to you. Hopefully, though, you aren’t sick of Pat asking what you are wearing.
Amen! I’m tired of all of that too!