Life is funny.  We really should be careful what we wish for.  I wished to get laid off for a year and a half.  I finally give up on the dream of a really good severance and leave for another position.  I’m at the new company for 2 months and get laid off with NO severance.  Thanks, Universe!  Good lookin’ out! 

So I suddenly have some time on my hands to start a business, which has been fun for me.  And it’s weird because, at this point, I don’t really feel like I have time or patience to deal with boys.  They’re just too much drama.  I am working on a plan to have a kid within the next 2 years though…funny that I’m creating a plan when I don’t have a source of income to support that kid.  Brilliant!  Oh well.

So of course, since I’ve detached from boys, they’re crawling out of the woodwork.  Yesterday was insane.  Here’s what happened:

1.  Got a text from a guy I’ve talked to, but never met.  He left his girlfriend and wants me to be his rebound.  Gee, thanks anyway.

2.  Got a visit from Credit Union Guy…totally randomly.  We talked for a minute and he left.  Yes, please leave.

3.  Got an email from the Metrosexual Guy I dated for a month last year.  Just checking in to say hi and see how things are.  Things are good.  Goodbye.

I keep hearing about how September is a bizarre astrological month.  No sh*t, Sherlock.  I’m so ready for October…PLEASE bring better things!!!

The latest drama with 6′4″ is this:  He stops by, without calling (he’s not sure what he did with my number.  Um yeah, you probably got pissed and deleted it, remember?)  Anyway, he stops by randomly last Friday night.  Mistakely, I answer the door.

Him:  Are you happy to see me?

Me:  Um……

So he invites me outside, since I didn’t invite him in.  We have small talk.  Then:

Him:  Go get your computer.

Me:  For what?

Him:  I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!  Why can’t you just do what I say?

Me:  Why can’t you ask instead of telling me what to do????

So we argue and entertain my neighbors for a minute.  Then:

Him:  I didn’t come here for this.

Me:  Well, why did you come here?

Him:  Oh, I don’t know, because I’m dumb.

Me:  (Inside my head)  Well, yes, you are dumb, but why did you come here??  *Inner giggle because I’m totally entertaining myself.*

Him:  Forget it, I’m leaving.  I didn’t come here for you to be a bitch.

HOLD UP.  WAIT A MINUTE.  I know I can be a bitch, but that’s not his place to tell me I am.  So I called him a jackass and went back inside laughing.  If there was ever any doubt that dumping him wasn’t a good idea (there wasn’t any doubt), I was just reassured.

So, I’m on hiatus for a while.  I’m starting a business, so my focus will be there.  And it’s interesting because I did my tarot cards last night – they said the same thing!  Nothing happening with love, but career changes are on the horizon.  I’ll take it!!  Boys are dumb, throw rocks at them.